Brighter Fusion Blog

Why the hell did I graduate?? To get a real job and have the life force sucked out of me until I die a miserable shell of myself?

Note to self: don’t forget to look for a real job.

For the edification of the minority of my blog reader(s) who aren’t already living here in Boulder, there’s a fab article in the Boulder Weekly laying out the city’s cultural topography for the froshes. It’s in lexicon format, from Alternative to Zen.

Especially Boulderific entries: Adverse possession, Bruce Benson, 420, Dogs. We do love dogs. They go so well with our love of outdoor sports (see “Xtreme sports”).

Who knew that ostriches lived in caves?

Note the lack of housing for people making under six figures. Note to self: get your head out of the sand and get a real job before you get evicted from this town you love so much and have to go live in Hygiene (with the rest of the ostriches).

Thanks Pamela White for all that you do!